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A: My nay she sure dorn way!

B: Woe dean?

A: By dar fair sane.

B: Loss me shown. Host us far cared own. Dish null an cairn ouse an. Soda, yeats game us own. For ma mid’n say say lift oven idea o ten he gale.

A: It row minute.

B: Gey hair do, ace is Nick star by.

A: Ace is o’bear so I sick.

B: Dive ale I knee! Gay hair dough! E for four, do forced hin air mere know, o’bear sherr nay bow girl.

A: Woard Hias! E hope an stearn greace un.

B: Gay halt in Dick near! Fix Noah mole, days is was mid day own fan gare. Nick’s we share O’Ryan. Shy’s drag.

Dialog zwischen einem Anfänger (A) und einem steirischen Schilehrer (B).
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Let's learn Steirisch; should be red from an English native speaker!