Sonna na bitch

Must be read with Italian accent:

One day Ima gonna to Detroit to a bigga hotel.
In a morning, I go down to eat breakfast. I tella the waitress I wanna two piss's toast.
She bring me only one piss.
I tella her I wanna two piss on the plate.
She says you better no piss on the plate, you sonna na bitch.
I don't even know the lady and she call me a sonna na bitch.

Later I go out to eat at the bigga restaurant.
The waitress bring me a spoon and knife, but no fock.
I tella her I wanna fock. She tells me everyone wanna fock.
I tella her "you no understand". I wanna fock on the table.
She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna na bitch.

So I go back to my room ina hotel and there isa no shit ona my bed.
I calla the manager an tella him I wanna shit.
He tella me to go to the toilet. I say you no understand.
I wanna shit on the bed.
He say you better not shit on the bed, you sonna na bitch.

I go to the check out and the man at the desk say "peace to you".
I say piss on you, too, you sonna na bitch. I gonna back to Italy!

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